Take the "Gender Quiz" and see for yourself:
A. You replace the bag in the wastebasket and take the full trash bag out to the big green garbage container.
B. You throw your trash in the general direction of the wastebasket. If it goes in you get two points.
A. You wash the pan, use it, then wash it again and put it away.
B. You use another pan. One's as good as another and so what if there's two dirty pans instead of one sitting around?
What do you do when your cat is hungry and his food dish is empty?
A. You feed the cat.
B. You keep walking past the cat dish. Eventually food will magically appear in it. This really works.
A. You wash the dishes.
B. You pretend you are really busy on something of great importance to world peace.
A. This situation disgusts you. You wash everything and put the bed back together nice and neat and clean, tucking in the sheets just so, the way your mother taught you.
B. You sleep on the mattress pad.
A. You scrounge something up and fix enough for everybody.
B. You get in your car and go someplace where they will ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
A. You immediately focus your attention and efforts on solving the problem before it gets any worse.
B. You don't worry. Things have a way of working out.
A. You make all the neccessary arrangements for the trip and for your home while you're gone. You shop and pack and double check everything.
B. You get in the car and drive. Whatever comes up there's stuff in your wife's purse that can handle it.
A. Five seconds.
B. Six weeks minimum. What do you need a shower curtain for anyway?
A. You get out another roll from under the bathroom sink where you have thoughtfully stocked them to make it convenient for anyone to reach. (Apparently yours are the only arms that do.)
B. Toilet paper? *snort* You just shake.
A. Always mindful of the teachable moment, you corral the kids, quiet them down and organize a fun way to clean up the toys.
B. You turn up the volume on the TV.
Amazing, isn't it?